I was quite impressed on the recent article in your paper regarding the Texas Mosquitos.

I would be remiss if I did not inform you of a larger more aggressive predator: The Minnesota Mosquito.

In Northern Minnesota, No-Fly Zones are created for Public Safety Reasons. I have personally been witness to these horrors of nature chasing 747’s out of their area.

This has created issues in our ecosystem as ducks have permanently changed their traditional flyways to avoid these killers. Eagles fear them and can be seen nervously shifting their Bald Heads rapidly from North to South searching for the dreaded predator.

I have been disabled by both Minnesota Mosquitos and Texas Mosquitos.

Alas, I fear if the two should ever breed, humans would cease to exist.

Legislation may need to be passed to ensure the two predators stay on their own sides of the Mason-Dixson Line.

Sincerely, Jack Stewart

Minnesota